1. (Source: absoluteares)

  2. parkingstrange:

    giant-tic-tac:

    liqhters:

    My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

    Im dead

    this is amazing

  3. dancinglashatumbai:

    the gay agenda

    or as i call it

    the homoschedule 

    (Source: satyrmage)

  4. stereobone:

    THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

  5. amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

    amenparis:

    gravity was such a great film

    (Source: skypestripper)

  6. fuckyeahcannwt:


what could have been

I feel like it’s been too long since we adequately appreciated The Post.

    fuckyeahcannwt:

    what could have been

    I feel like it’s been too long since we adequately appreciated The Post.

    (Source: olympicsdaily)

  7. drinklust:

    once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

    (Source: drinklust)

  8. Anonymous said: mashed potatoes are gross

    snorlaxatives:

    i’ve never felt more disrespected in my entire life than by this message

  9. schweinsteigirl:

    stability:

    sext: I bought you a jersey

    Marry me

    (Source: stability)

  10. (Source: c-h-i-c-l-e-t-e-s)