1. werdgully1448:

    Chiara Bautista

  2. perfectcosima:

    randomthingsthatilike123:

    Ok, but imagine Danny and Carmilla finding out that there’s a university wide betting pool  about who is going to end up with Laura because people keep coming up to them saying things like “I’m rooting for you!” and for once they’re in agreement and for once they’re in complete agreement and the bookie better start running. Now.

     (via queerlaferry)

  3. the naked and famous, hearts like ours

    (Source: foxkings)

  4. (Source: genie-bouchard)

  5. nepetalast:

    sheyna-sterling:

    pissy-little-aquarius:

    why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

    but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

    what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

    is this a new thing to you

  6. parks and rec: a summary

    everyone: andy no
    april: andy yes

  7. iguessyoucanjustcallmev:

@HeatherOReilly: Throwback to circa 2001. Happy birthday to this girl @ashlyn_harris. Been through it all together.… http://t.co/9bUMEOEwst

    iguessyoucanjustcallmev:

    @HeatherOReilly: Throwback to circa 2001. Happy birthday to this girl @ashlyn_harris. Been through it all together.… http://t.co/9bUMEOEwst

  8. unlikely-course:

    My favorite thing right now is contemplating the Summer Society, aka monster-hunting club half-assedly masquerading as rec sports club even though everybody knows that they’re supposed to be the ones protecting campus.

    I mean, on one hand they are absolutely a fierce band of warrior ladies with a proud old tradition and mysterious solstice rituals and like passed-down runic scrolls and weapons and shit, but on the other hand they are absolutely a gaggle of dumb puppy half-hungover girljock college kids flailing around in racerback tanks and sporty sunglasses.

    Case in point:

    "…do you even know what that thing is" *furious page flipping*"WHAT OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS I’VE GOT THIS" ggrrrrAAARRRGGHHH "IT’S COOL EVERYTHING’S UNDER CONTROL IT’S FINE"

    "The west dorms are on fire." "We  totally planned that."

    "Are those tentacles coming out of the ground?" "NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!" /shoves a spear in the sewer grate

    "Stacey please I have midterm tomorrow!" "Jennifer there is a kelpie in this golf course pond and you are NOT going home until you put on that snorkel and FIND it, sO HELP ME GOD."

  9. kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

  10. faeriedroid:

    do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

    (Source: quartzmonster)